How Did You Do It Jim Carrey?

Hello.

Lots has happened.

Here's the story.

I have cream soda in my hair.

Tonight, my friend punched me in the face because she thought it was a vagina. Just thought I'd get that little gem out of the way.

Since I last spoke to you lovely readers, I completed my fifty minute presentation with flying colours. Now I'm working on changing it into a 3,500 word essay form. There's enough work talk for today.

THIS WEEKEND.

It was interesting. Our friend Rob told us about the 'Yes Man' weekend, so we plagiarised him. 'Yes Man' weekend is where we have to do anything that is asked of us, with a few rules added. These are;

-No extravagant spending (even though I bought a holiday to Cornwall)

- No nudity (even though I had to walk around with my trousers down to my ankles)

We didn't do anything majorly major, as we were not asked to do anything of that nature. Therefore it was a good introduction to the 'Yes Man' weekend.

Little things we had to do:

-Go to Hendre Hall in the middle of someone's birthday bash

-Lick someone's face

-Lick someone's toe

-Lick a wall and after crawling down some stairs

-Dress up in wet suits and venture down to Lidl in them

-Dress in each other's clothes

- Shout some distasteful stuff

-Aaaaaaaand the above things next to the rules.

For the nest 'Yes Man', I want to do extravagant things, like ride a pigeon, or dress as a clown whilst going to the bank. That would make for a good book.

Here is something that I have just realized: I have got an amazing group of friends at the moment. They make my laugh all the time, they understand my humour, they look after me, supply me with hugs, listen to me and talk to me. But why can't I remember this at crucial moments? It makes sense to me.

NOTE TO SELF: Stop being boring.

Days and Confused

So I'm going to take the diary approach for a while. Hopefully this way it should make me realize how little work I do, which is quite ironic seeing as I should be doing work now for my 50 MINUTE presentation on Bob Dylan and his relationship on religion tomorrow.

Because I was bored, I typed in 'Bob Dylan religion' into google images to find the most irrelevant picture. Here are some of the images I found;

So yeah, I'm Dylaned up at the moment. I cannot wait for 11am to arrive tomorrow. Then I can go mental on my dissertation. But before that, the PS2 shall be played. Oh yes, the PS2. I went home yesterday and decided to explore under my bed for exciting things. I found my hockey stick, clothes, stacks of Empire magazines, my Game Boy colour and games, embarrassing CD's and the ever so holy Plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay Statioooooooooooon Twoooooooo and the stack of unfortunate games, e.g Britney's Dance Beat and The Beijing Olympics 2004 game, where you have to take X and O to make the athlete run. I cannot believe I paid £40 for that. Mind you, I cannot believe I googled 'Bob Dylan religion' for the above reason.

I think I've spent long enough talking balls- I'll wait until my life is a bit more exciting/ not falling asleep until I write my next entry.

What I Wish I Was Right Now

But it wouldn't suit me.

Think scrapbook for this post.

Look out kid

It’s somethin’ you did

God knows when

But you’re doin’ it again

You better duck down the alley way

Lookin’ for a new friend

I have a lot of feelings mustered up in my brain, etc. But I feel I'm ready to now get back to grips with this blogging business. Comign this weekend biatches- outfist post. Jah. I'm wearing clothes again.

NYFW

Here are some of my favourite pictures from New York Fashion Week from the past few days. Jealous and a half.

I have a new girl crush: Alejandra Alonso

HOT.

She just walked the walk and no talk for Just Cavalli, and her looks make me feel poops about my life. Maybe if I think the words 'ooze' and 'sexy', I could have that look in my eyes. But I live in a pensioner orientated place of the world, I don't want to give them reasons to hit me over the head with a stick or give them a heart attack. Yes, that is my valid reason for not looking this good.

I've been watching a lot of Six Feet Under recently-such a good show. But a word of warning: As pretentious as it can seem, it don't half make you think about life. The soundtrack is great, just for two songs from Lamb and Sai. Check it out mon.

My style recently? Basic. But a competition on asos (which I probably won't win), where one had to fill your basket with £1,000 worth of stuff has made me find some nice things which I shall probably purchase soon. I'll show them too ya when I do.

Now then, it's dissertation time!

xx

TOPSHOP Spring Collection

Which look is your favourite?

xxx

Snow, drink and work

These photos basically sum up what I've been doing for months. I have also being writing 89749327493490389045 words for university, but I don't think you would appreciate a picture of my work.

Anyhoo, a big change is happening with this blog from now on. It's not just going to be a fashion blog, but a general blog. Things that interest me. As much as I love clothes, I can';t kid myself that I dress amazingly every day. Therefore, I'll still do lots of fashion posts, but really good ones. Only the best for you folks.

Things that I will probably drone on about will be;

-Films

-Books

-Uni

-Friends

-Events therefore pictures

-Chocolate

-Embarrassing stories

So I hope you will enjoy my life through words and images.

Smile!=D

Lis xxx